So I asked my Twitter friends to finish the joke for me, “A social media expert walks into a bar; he orders a ….”.
Here’s what they had to say:
CocktailDeeva:Wait..what is a social media expert doing out in public?
lizscherer: a shot of humility
RobynsWorld: he waits to order until he polls on twitter asking what be should order.
chrisheuer: only one thing to order, a Me-tini, because if they think they are an expert, they are probably putting the ME in media everyday
StLLegend: influence
ldupin: a wifi hub to tweet his order. / a team to build a collaborative cocktail./Guru music.
MichaelStanisci: (shot of wild turkey in under 140 characters)
dan_munz: redesign with more drop shadows.
RexDixon: tweet’zoo (like a baltimore zoo, only with a bird stirrer!)
AMP_Agency: He orders the same thing @Mashable ordered
karirippetoe: a mashup martini.
chrisheuer: put it on my browser tab! (Chris couldn’t figure out who came up with it, so I’m giving him credit.)
theslynch:he…blames the Google goggles.
Genuine: orders everyone a drink and then tries to find out how to monetize it.
jennifertyree: He orders a c-um shot!!! (its a drink, but for a guy to order it, is kinda weird!!lol)
WDWFieldGuide: Via is iPhone & waits until he has an audience to drink.
What’s your best punch line? Leave a comment or tweet it out.
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